Sector 19

Oh hai!

Thu, 01 Oct 2009 14:11:21 -0400

No, I’m not dead. No I haven’t quit the Internet completely (just mostly).

After not posting here for two months I’m surprised to find that my tumblarity is 300% higher than I expected it to be.

Dear Google, Can you please develop a fantasy sports platform so I never have to use Yahoo! ever...

Fri, 14 Aug 2009 19:32:05 -0400

Dear Google, Can you please develop a fantasy sports platform so I never have to use Yahoo! ever again.

I could really go for 100 cups of $3 coffee right now.

Mon, 10 Aug 2009 11:01:41 -0400

I could really go for 100 cups of $3 coffee right now.

Signs of the recession

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 18:47:36 -0400

Arlington Gold’s Gym discontinues towel service. Fortunately as we all know “Arlington Girls” don’t sweat.

An “Apples to Apples” faux pas: Green card - haunting Red card - Michael Jackson (too...

Thu, 06 Aug 2009 10:13:33 -0400

An “Apples to Apples” faux pas: Green card - haunting Red card - Michael Jackson (too soon? I don’t care, I won the point)

Adderall and Ritalin can make me focus...

Tue, 28 Jul 2009 15:09:51 -0400

…but can they make me care about what you’re saying?

It’s All About the Benjamins “I’m trying to...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:07:00 -0400

It’s All About the Benjamins

“I’m trying to count those colossal sized Picasos.”

Dear The Internet,

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 22:01:07 -0400

Please don’t come and mug me in my sleep.

I’m rich biotch! Honk! Honk!

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:48:44 -0400

I’m rich biotch!

Honk! Honk!

Epic win!

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 21:26:50 -0400

Epic win!

Roommate (@theknobblog) successfully got his tweet up on the...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:13:03 -0400

Roommate (@theknobblog) successfully got his tweet up on the FIOS tweet tracker for the Presidential Press Conference. This whole thing is totally unnecessary.

kiamatthews: But what do you do when you have 3 facebook...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:43:56 -0400

kiamatthews:

But what do you do when you have 3 facebook accounts and Twitter accounts in the house?

Facebook on FiOS. This is beyond unness. But of course I jumped on it as soon as I found out. Also you can view your Twitter feed. This is why our parents think we are ridiculous.

Arlington is...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 18:47:31 -0400

…dressing your 7 year old in an “Apple Camp” shirt and taking them with you to the gym.

Epic Win! Jimmy Buffett tickets are finally here!

Thu, 16 Jul 2009 18:13:00 -0400

Epic Win! Jimmy Buffett tickets are finally here!

"Cheez-its are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 17:22:39 -0400

“Cheez-its are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy”

- Benjamin J Franklin, total chick magnet/U.S. President

I'm trading in my Chevy for a Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 11:16:09 -0400

Well technically my Ford for a Mercury. I’m going to shamelessly post my craigslist ad in a few.

Apparently my mom is cooler than I am

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 20:21:53 -0400

I thought I was on the bleeding edge by getting midnight tickets to Harry Potter tomorrow. Come to find out my mom and sister are at an advance screening in FL. FAIL.

A good concert is...

Mon, 13 Jul 2009 12:11:58 -0400

…when the music stays with you long after your ears have stopped ringing and you’ve killed your hangover.

"Fuck you! Sho’ ‘nuff!"

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:57:00 -0400

“Fuck you! Sho’ ‘nuff!”

- Harry Potter, “Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire (Director’s Cut)”

kellyv79: Harry Potter day would not be complete without...

Sun, 12 Jul 2009 17:55:50 -0400

kellyv79:

Harry Potter day would not be complete without bloodies and Coors Light!