Arlington is...
…dressing your 7 year old in an “Apple Camp” shirt and taking them with you to the gym.
Roommate (@theknobblog) successfully got his tweet up on the FIOS tweet tracker for the Presidential Press Conference. This whole thing is totally unnecessary.
But what do you do when you have 3 facebook accounts and Twitter accounts in the house?
Facebook on FiOS. This is beyond unness. But of course I jumped on it as soon as I found out. Also you can view your Twitter feed. This is why our parents think we are ridiculous.
Epic Win! Jimmy Buffett tickets are finally here!
“ Cheez-its are proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy ”
Benjamin J Franklin, total chick magnet/U.S. President
I'm trading in my Chevy for a Cadillac-ack-ack-ack-ack-ack
Well technically my Ford for a Mercury. I’m going to shamelessly post my craigslist ad in a few.
Apparently my mom is cooler than I am
I thought I was on the bleeding edge by getting midnight tickets to Harry Potter tomorrow. Come to find out my mom and sister are at an advance screening in FL. FAIL.
A good concert is...
…when the music stays with you long after your ears have stopped ringing and you’ve killed your hangover.
“ Fuck you! Sho’ ‘nuff! ”
Harry Potter, “Harry Potter and the Goblet Of Fire (Director’s Cut)”
