No, I’m not dead. No I haven’t quit the Internet completely (just mostly).
After not posting here for two months I’m surprised to find that my tumblarity is 300% higher than I expected it to be.
Dear Google, Can you please develop a fantasy sports platform so I never have to use Yahoo! ever again.
I could really go for 100 cups of $3 coffee right now.
Arlington Gold’s Gym discontinues towel service. Fortunately as we all know “Arlington Girls” don’t sweat.
An “Apples to Apples” faux pas: Green card - haunting Red card - Michael Jackson (too soon? I don’t care, I won the point)
…but can they make me care about what you’re saying?
Please don’t come and mug me in my sleep.
I’m rich biotch!
Honk! Honk!
Epic win!