January 2009
53 posts
couples question
themattsmith:
lindsayneedscoffee:
natface:
lindsayneedscoffee:
natface:
Where are you going for Valentine’s Day dinner? So hard.
Well, I thought I’d dine at La Casa de Lindsay. Maybe make some of those mini tacos or Pizza Bites (GOD. I could live on those) and watch DVD’s of 30 Rock in sweatpants with a 6 pack of Miller Lite. :)
Hahaha. I’m sorry, I just unabashedly love Valentine’s...
I've figured out why we don't need chruches in...
…we’ve got plenty of gyms.
(maybe you have to go to an Arlington Gold’s Gym to understand this)
This is William Kristol’s last column. →
filigree:
(via barthel)
SADFACE.
Good riddance to bad rubbish (in my Grey Lady).
I heard he left because no one would sit with him in the NYTimes lunch room.
Out of Snark
Please check back later.
...and now back to non-stop inauguration...
Burglar caught in the act by Norse God of Thunder →
A burglar leaped out of a first floor window after being disturbed by a man dressed as the Norse god Thor.
Torvald Alexander was still wearing a red cape and the thunder god’s silver-winged helmet and breastplate after a New Year’s Eve fancy dress party when he discovered the man rummaging through drawers in the front room of his home in Inverleith, Edinburgh.
“It took ages...
Bacon Explosion →
Yes, I’m tumbling duing my birthday party. During half time of the UNC v Miami game a friend pointed this out to me. It’s my next culinary goal.
Bars, Death, Adams Morgan
chronicfail:
A conversation with a fellow GW friend who now lives in Chicago
me: i’m just here to drink
bars are open till 4 or 5 starting tomorrow
its going to be insane
i’m sure someone will die in adams morgan
[redacted]: someone always dies in adams morgan
normally a freshman
Yeah people die all the time in Adams Morgan these days.
Oh wait, you were talking about booze, not the...
Wait a minute!
carolinek:
Tumblr meetup is on Sunday! Ooh! That is a whole new world.
Oh yeah. I forgot. I’m going to the thing at the place too.
biteofpythias:
holy shit. I was working at home and i just saw a pilot ditch a us airways plane in the hudson river. we all ran to the window b/c it was flying so low and so fast by my apartment window, we knew something was up, and then it just kept getting lower. this is horrible. so scary. i’ve never seen anythign like this. this pilot is a hero if he saved these people, b/c he put it down so...
Lessons Floridian parents don't teach their...
When it’s 20 degrees outside don’t use the “sprtiz” function of your wiper blades to try and clear your windshield because the liquid will INSTANTLY FREEZE and obscure your entire field of vision.
This is to be especially avoided while driving on the interstate at 70 mph.
ardenashley:
pterodactyls:
I got the Census contractor job!
YAYAY!! That’s like the best thing ever!
Congrats pumpkin!
Damn! Fast work. Congrats!
Retired NBA Numbers →
pterodactyls:
gospelofmoll:
Scroll down to the Miami Heat: Dan Marino Michael Jordan
Follow up to yesterday's post
Yesterday I put up a little chart about why I need to get a new job.
To put it all in perspective, my total commute next year (by car) is only 700 miles shy of driving the entire circumference of the earth at the equator.
Dear Everyone Getting All Up In Arms About That...
kiamatthews:
Lay off. Sometimes a 15 year-old is hot. Sometimes a 16 year-old boy in a band with his two brothers makes sexy eyes at you in a photo and you think about maybe making out with him a little bit, ok?
Let me tell you about 20 year olds. Half of them are 16. - Dennis
Australia offers 'best job in world' on paradise... →
The job pays 150,000 Australian dollars (105,000 US dollars) and includes free airfares from the winner’s home country to Hamilton Island on the Great Barrier Reef, Queensland’s state government announced on Tuesday.
In return, the “island caretaker” will be expected to stroll the white sands, snorkel the reef, take care of “a few minor tasks” — and...
Best Amazon book review ever: "The Secret" saved... →
“At age 36, I found myself in a medium security prison serving 3-5 years for destruction of government property and public intoxication. This was stiff punishment for drunkenly defecating in a mailbox but as the judge pointed out, this was my third conviction for the exact same crime.”
DAMMIT CHLOE!!!
Watching UNC lose to Wake Forest < Watching the season premier of 24.
Ticketmaster Skills You Can Believe In
themarkpike:
I snagged 4 tickets to the Inaugural Parade. There were only 5,000 available.
Some people have all the luck.
Inauguration Tickets = Sold out in under 5 minutes
I’m not surprised.
A wedding site designed by Cornell alum, Andrew... →
“The Ceremony”
We’re pulling out the big guns for our ceremony. Initially, I suggested to Angela that we get one of her cats to serve as our ring bearer. Awesome, right? Wrong. Apparently, bestowing the ring bearer honor on just one cat would upset the delicate egalitarian social structure of her entire herd. Anyway, after a lot of discussion and bargaining and careful...
And now, excerpts from The Last Will and Testament...
kiamatthews:
Charlie: My ashes are to be made into a tea and to be dranken by everywan in bar.
Mac: In lieu of a body, which was most likely blown up in the most awesome way imaginable, I would like the duster to be burned and its ashes buried in an unmarked grave somewhere by the river.
Mac: Dennis and Dee must each name their first child Murphy because that was Robocop’s name.
New...
Realization
I’ve never done anything in my professional working career that was even half as fulfilling as beating Mario 3 without using the warp whistles.
iTunes now DRM free?
Goodbye amazon.com mp3 store.
People in DC whining about the upcoming events:
ardenashley:
muppetpants:
afghanistanbananastand:
I understand that Jesus Christ 2: The Inauguration is going to have it’s traffic hazards, but aren’t you the slightest bit interested in it for the historical aspects of it?
I mean, come on now. I would go if I was there.
We’re going from white president to half white president. You know my feelings on this matter. And you’ve clearly never...
Day = Made →
ardenashley:
MONSTER SQUAD just arrived!
Kia. Get excited!
Wolfman’s got nards!