January 2008
26 posts
Matching Lifeforce light up tee's →
The day I find the girl that would be excited to get this for Valentine’s day is the day I propose.
Dollar Coins
I was not aware I was living in Europe I purchased stamps today from an automated machine with a $20. The machine returned my $11.80 in change entirely in coins! It used to be that Sacagawea would pop up from time to time and my reaction was usually somewhere between novelty and light annoyance, kind of like when you accidentally end up with Canadian change somehow. Now the US Mint is making a...
I'm worth $3990! →
Epic Fail vs. Epoch Fail
http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/11/07/epic-fail/ http://xkcd.com/376/
Slang on teh internets
Things I just explained to my father: 1)proper useage of “teh”as in “teh internets” 2)derivation of “ZOMG” 3)and how to correctly emphasize your posts with “!!!!!!!!!1111”. I hope to soon get a response similar to the following:“ZOMG did you see teh new mac book air?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11”
Metalocalyse changed my life
Despite my affinity for umlauts and double bass pedals, I’m really not the biggest metal fan in the world - I much prefer “Arena Rock” (a.k.a. The bands with the big hair that became corporate sell outs). However, metal is part of my cultural heritage as a Scandinavian, which is why a friend forced me to borrow his season one DVDs. About 15 seconds into the first episode I was...
ManCode →
How Many Five Year Olds Could You Take →
I can take 22.
Mythbusters Lite - Steam Power
Myth (that I just made up): You can use steam to unstick an object that is loosely wedged in a glass. For the most part I’m done drinking these days. Put bluntly; beer is making me fat & poor. However, I don’t really consider Guiness “beer”. I refuse to lump it in with beverages like Bud Light and Schlitz. In fact there’s a whole book about it called...
Obama's Clinton Education →
Commentary aside, the dot picture scares me.
We were going to name it Suitcase →
Exciting news from the hometown.
Once again tackling the issues that matter: VA... →
Karl Rove has nice things to say about Hillary?... →
Zombie Survival Workout →
This is a much better new year’s resolution.
McStarbucks? →
Hellga will you marry me? →
American Gladiators is back and the steroetypes are better than ever.
11 year old boy defends mother with lightsaber →
“When Fascism comes to this country, it will be wrapped in a flag, carrying a...”
– 2008 Republican Presidential Candidate Ron Paul
Find 815 - Lost Season 4 ARG. →
My grasp on reality is tenous enough as is. I don’t need an alternate reality game to throw off my perceptions even more. By participating in this I’ve not just crossed the line from casual watcher to Lost fanboi-ism…I’ve bounded over it with a flying leap.
New Year's Resolution
My New Year’s Resolution: No more snowboarding in the rain.