Note to self: never apply sunscreen to legs while standing

Because if you do and then sit through a baseball game your unprotected knees will be the color of boiled lobsters by the 7th inning.
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In case anyone needs me at 12:01 am on Tuesday the 14th, I’ll be busy.
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kellyv79:


I just bought my ticket to see this…at midnight…on opening day…with some other nerds awesome people.  
I have never in my life seen a movie at midnight on opening day; I am not sure why I thought now is a good time to start doing this, espcially since I have to be at work at 7am the next day.
Senility must be setting in.

kellyv79:

I just bought my ticket to see this…at midnight…on opening day…with some other nerds awesome people.  

I have never in my life seen a movie at midnight on opening day; I am not sure why I thought now is a good time to start doing this, espcially since I have to be at work at 7am the next day.

Senility must be setting in.

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FML

I just got a $25.00 parking ticket while I was at the ATM depositing a check for $25.00.
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Bureaucrat, Grade 34

Due to work, I now regularly interact with a government bureaucrat from Jamaica, who still has a strong accent.

So far he has not used the phrase “sweet (animal) of (place that rhymes with said animal)” or compared the current operational environment to a green snake and sugarcane - but I’m hopeful he will.

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Just got back from a weekend hiking on the Appalachian Trail

No, seriously, I did! Why does everyone always laugh when I say that?
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Arlington Girl

Only you would put on a dress and oversized sunglasses just to go walk your dog.
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For the record, there’s nothing wrong with 3 straight dude sitting around watching Jon and Kate + 8, as long as they’re eating BBQ and drinking domestic beer from cans.
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Pommegranite wheat in the makers mark wax dipped glass FTW!

Pommegranite wheat in the makers mark wax dipped glass FTW!

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B3

If I could redesign Disney World, it would be more like the Beer, Bourbon and BBQ festival.
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