Oh hai!

No, I’m not dead. No I haven’t quit the Internet completely (just mostly).

After not posting here for two months I’m surprised to find that my tumblarity is 300% higher than I expected it to be.

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Dear Google, Can you please develop a fantasy sports platform so I never have to use Yahoo! ever again.

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I could really go for 100 cups of $3 coffee right now.

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Signs of the recession

Arlington Gold’s Gym discontinues towel service. Fortunately as we all know “Arlington Girls” don’t sweat.

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An “Apples to Apples” faux pas: Green card - haunting Red card - Michael Jackson (too soon? I don’t care, I won the point)

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Adderall and Ritalin can make me focus…

…but can they make me care about what you’re saying?

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It’s All About the Benjamins

"I’m trying to count those colossal sized Picasos."

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Dear The Internet,

Please don’t come and mug me in my sleep.

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I’m rich biotch!
Honk! Honk!

I’m rich biotch!

Honk! Honk!

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Epic win!

Epic win!

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